A happy heart is good medicine and a joyful mind causes healing. Proverbs 17:22 AMP

 

 

A happy heart is good medicine and a joyful mind causes healing.
Proverbs 17:22 AMP

I named our two new dogs Rolex and Timex.

Why did the eagle not study for his final exams?

I was going to tell you about my Aunt who is a vegetarian. Why?

Why don't oysters donate to charity?

What time of day was Adam created?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do you call the dog who gets all the sticks?

What do you call cheese that does NOT belong to you?

I have finally discovered what is wrong with my brain.

How hot is it in the corner of a sauna?

Why can't the king of the jungle be trusted?

What is a dog's favorite homework assignment?

What time of day was Adam created?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Besides Adam and Eve, which Bible character had no parents?

Who was the most knowledgeable character in the Bible?

My friend swallowed several coins the other day...

What excuse did Adam give to his children for why they were kicked out of Eden?

What do you call a can opener that won't work?

What do you call a sad frog with a broken leg?

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?

I gave all my dead batteries away.

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

A guy buys a parrot, but it swears like a sailor. So he puts him in the freezer briefly for a timeout.

What final last meal did the convicted cannibal order?

Why did the farmer name his new horse Mayo?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

I told my sister she drew her eyebrows on too high.

Why do cows wear cowbells?

What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?

Why was the orangutan reading both the Bible and Darwin’s The Origin of Species.?

What do you call a bear that loves rain?

Who is the shortest man mentioned in the Bible?

I once ate a clock, but I'll never do that again.

A man tells his doctor, "It hurts when I touch my knee, my head, and my elbow!"